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I was frustrated. And that wasn't the only thing I was, because madness was roaring trough my body too. Why isn't the damn thing working! I thought. Sometimes, I had this really weird feeling somebody was messing with me. Like if I were to be punished by someone. Something. Okay, I'm sorry I kicked my brother, can you please make the computer work now, already?! Of course, nothing happened. The computer didn't miraculously work and my rat didn't rise from death. My leg still hurt and no hundred euros appeared on my bank account so that I would be able to travel to Paris. Life of a twenty year old American girl can be hard. Pretty damn hard. If I may say. I would never think of something cool to happen to my life. Not mine. My sister might have won the lottery, my niece could've learned to play piano at her three years old, my hamster was able to swim, but I would never ever have something extraordinary happening to me. Never! I couldn't even imagine that. It was just... too unlikely. I mean; I'm just Sue Fender. Nothing cool can ever be part of my life. Sue Fenders aren't meant to be cool. They aren't the ones who can fly, and marry happily, and have four kids. They're the ones who have crappy jobs, stupid nephews and no friends. They're the ones nobody sees. Kind off invisible, if you think about it. That was like me. I was all of that. I was the biggest dork on earth. In between, always in between. Not blond and not brown. I was blond-brown (whatever that may be). Not popular and not a nerd. Not smart and not dumb. Not tall and not small. Not anything. Just average. Let me tell you; it sucks to be average. Yes, if I could, I would start all over again like a blond French girl who would become worlds greatest top star. But no, not me. Not Sue Fender. I was doomed to be average. Unnoticeable. Invisible. There you got it. I said it! I said what happened to me. I am invisible. And no, I'm not kidding. I swear! It happened just so suddenly. I woke up, brushed my teeth and looked in the mirror. Tadzaaaaaaam. Nobody's there. Damn, I'm still sleeping, was what I thought. But I guess I wasn't. Because I went to work that same day. Well duh, you would say. Well shut up and read, is what I say. There is nothing duh about not being seen by your own boss at work. Okay, I may be average and unnoticeable, but I was doing totally weird stuff in front of his nose. He didn't care if I stuck my tongue out, if I made silly faces or if I danced half naked in front of him - I swear, I was stripping on his desk. No reaction. You would think less of your boss. An employee stripping on his desk and not noticing that was kind off too weird. The thought of being a ghost chassed my mind. Maybe I'm a ghost. But then again, I couldn't see a light and I had my normal physical form in the evening. No ghost, I guess. Just an invisible woman. Good, and now what? Should I save the world? How!? Could you tell me how to save the world with an ability that can make you strip in front of your boss? I couldn't tell how to save the world. The only thing I could do was something I always did. Walking without anyone noticing me. Great. Thank you something which made me invisible. It really, really helps me out. Thank you. My life totally changed. Oh, and just to warn you; I'm not being sarcastic now. Well, not with the 'my life changed' part. Because it did. You just sit back and read. Read what happened to me; Sue Fender.
